Princess Of Teh Evil Unicornz...

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Abi
21/Demigirl
Owned
Sex Positive Feminist, always
hungry and lover of unicorns,
sparkles and cuteness
I also hate cishets
Derby
England

"Anyone can jump higher than a mountain
Because mountains can't jump" - Dora The Exporer



MAH STOOPID FACE
Me:*begin to have anxiety attack while cleaning*
Me:*hide under blanket and play Chef de Bubble for a little while to calm down*
Me:*just about fully calm and ready to start cleaning again*
Dad:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BED YOU ARE SO LAZY YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING YOU SUCH A LAZY LITTLE SHIT RANTRANTRANT
Me:*anxiety attack flares up again*
Dad:OMG STOP MAKING EXUSES YOU SHIT GET UP AND TIDY SOMETHING STOP LOOKING FOR ATTENTION RANTRANTRANT
anddddd this is why I never bother letting anyone know I'm having an anxiety attack.
Because you know, I MUST be making this up if it's not visible to anyone else, right?
Because I'm so totally playing the victim so I can manipulate people.
And you know what's awesome? The fact I've actually received DEATH THREATS for being open and honest about my anxiety.
One day we will live in a world where people can be open and honest about mental illness without being accused of faking it for attention. And that being said, people with BDD will have the confidence to speak up to their GP be able to get diagnosed easier and faster and get the right treatment before their symptoms worsen and progress into an ED.
HAVE MORE COMPASSION PEOPLE! FAKKKK!
— 3 hours ago with 2 notes
#justanxietythings  #depression  #mental illness  #mental health  #just anxiety things  #anxiety  #bdd  #bdd recovery  #body dysmorphia  #body dysmorphic disorder  #anxiety problems  #anxiety disorder 

lesbolution:

me: i have depression

person: *suddenly becomes mental health expert, nutritionist, spiritual guide* why dont u try yoga why dont u eat lots of fruit maybe u should exercise have u tried keeping a journal have u tried yoga have u tried meditation have u tried sitting in the sun have u tried patting a dog have u tried exercise yoga in the fruit sun yoga yoga

(Source: lesbolution, via xtoxictears)

— 4 hours ago with 19946 notes

louisiana-hot-sauce:

"Where is my Edward Cullen?"

"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"

"Where is my Christian Grey?"

For your sake, jail I hope.

(via ansteckend)

— 4 hours ago with 26710 notes

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

(via flying-cunt)

— 4 hours ago with 250775 notes
I got a cute clip in ponytail! #hair #hairinspo #pinup

I got a cute clip in ponytail! #hair #hairinspo #pinup

— 4 hours ago with 1 note
#hair  #pinup  #hairinspo 
"Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word."
George R.R. Martin (via sne)

(Source: kayteexlouise, via flying-cunt)

— 20 hours ago with 105872 notes
"My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all."
Anonymous (via veganvibez)

(Source: wnq-writers, via iamextacyzombie)

— 22 hours ago with 84327 notes

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via pastel-cutie)

— 23 hours ago with 343101 notes
"for me, the most beautiful girl would be a girl that feels comfortable with what she is. i’m always asked about what i would recommend, or what a girl should do—but it doesn’t work like that. you have to find yourself and what fits you and what’s good for you, and most of all, feel self-confident."
isabel marant (via mrsclarkkent)

(Source: intothegloss.com, via iamextacyzombie)

— 23 hours ago with 1024 notes
thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOD

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOD

(Source: 4gifs, via iamextacyzombie)

— 2 days ago with 286029 notes

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

(via inbarbieshoes)

— 2 days ago with 153015 notes